I think I'm alive

I picked up this story from Shanghaiist and its just not right. This Chinese woman fell 6 stories onto a pile of Mr. Doo Doo Brown and survived. This story is wrong in many ways, but if I were a journalist the first two questions I would ask are "Do you consider yourself lucky to be alive after landing in poo?" and "Will you be forever grateful to your neighbors for doing their #2's?" Do you think they will make a statue for all to remember the rescuing poo? Not sure, but when they decide honor the poo for its heroics, it sure will be awkward.